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  1. silen-t:

    itsninjam:

    tedmosbyisnotajerk:

    if anyone ever asks me what tumblr is i’m gonna show them this video and just walk away

    GOD ITS 5AM AND IM TRYING TO HOLD IN MY LAUGHTER FUCK

    the accuracy lmao

    (Source: theblackrichardcurtis, via ga-ea)

  2. makaeru:

    jeromeyromeyromeyromeyrome:

    Australians get so confused during winter half of the population looks like they have 6 layers on and are ready to hibernate at any given moment the other half is wearing shorts and singlets saying “it’s not even that cold mate” every ten seconds

    The best part is that these halves share the same space.

    (via rkirkman)

  3. thelingerieaddict:

    blastortoise:

    okay but when you have holocaust survivors and people who were activists during the civil rights movement supporting mike brown and then KKK members and neo nazi’s supporting the officer you should be able to figure out which side is the right one.

    Basically.

    (via wolfpuke)

  4. perrymdoig:

    thejunglenook:

    khaleesri:

    "no homo" I whisper as I look at my garden of pea plants. The progeny had expressed a 1:2:1 ratio of phenotypes. I am Gregor Mendel. 

    This joke is lethal

    So good

    (Source: rianderthal, via wolfpuke)

  5. stunningpicture:

The camera angle they never show on TV

    stunningpicture:

    The camera angle they never show on TV

    (via wolfpuke)

  6. wolfpuke:

theamericankid:

With Franklin’s eyes full of judgement you probably wouldn’t anyway

Franklin is actually giving you the don’t be a little bitch look.

    wolfpuke:

    theamericankid:

    With Franklin’s eyes full of judgement you probably wouldn’t anyway

    Franklin is actually giving you the don’t be a little bitch look.

    (Source: itunes.apple.com)

  7. 
Black Hole bending light.

    Black Hole bending light.

    (Source: c0cki, via burntothis)

  8. wolfpuke:

vonmunsterr:

i’m going to reblog this every monday until i die.


Oh man haha

    wolfpuke:

    vonmunsterr:

    i’m going to reblog this every monday until i die.

    Oh man haha

    (Source: notyourblonde)

  9. roughstar:

    shslspookyscary:

    adropofred:

    comment s’appelle un chien qui vend des médicaments?

    un pharmachien

    why the fuck is this joke in french and why there is 26k notes am i missing something important

    Translation: What do you call a dog that sells medicine?
    then it’s a pun on the french word “pharmacist” which is pharmaticien