UnEmmaTitled

    • tinalikesbutts:

callyoumaybe:

royalturkeyz:

thewordsmithy:

singoffkey:

satanss-nipples:

ask-the-homestuck-crew:

smashing-articles-of-footwear:

spadesslick:

horror—terrors:

fun fact: If you separate the 4 and the 2 making them different numbers. Then translate them into Japanese  shi, and ni. Then put the words together, shini, it means death (shini-gami = god of death). So knowing that
The answer to the ultimate question… of life, the universe, and everything is…
death.

That fact is not fun.

Well, the number 4 in Japanese can also be translated to Yon. So if we have the words Yon and Ni and then put them together, it is yonni, which translates to nothing (as far as i know) in Japanese, however, in Sanskrit, it means vagina. 
So therefore, the answer to the ultimate question….of life, the universe, and everything is…
vagina

Life comes from the vagina only to be later greeted by death.
42

i just hit myself in the face my phone

Not so fun fact: Douglas Adams actually states that 42 was a random number that he picked off the top of his head and had no hidden, deeper meanings.

“It was a joke. It had to be a number, an ordinary, smallish number, and I chose that one….I sat at my desk, stared into the garden and thought ‘42 will do’. I typed it out. End of story.” - Douglas Adams

That’s the beauty in it.

Fandom, “They author put so much meaning into the number 42 and look how meaningful it is!”
Author, “Lolz 42 will do.”

Literally English teachers
    • tinalikesbutts:

callyoumaybe:

royalturkeyz:

thewordsmithy:

singoffkey:

satanss-nipples:

ask-the-homestuck-crew:

smashing-articles-of-footwear:

spadesslick:

horror—terrors:

fun fact: If you separate the 4 and the 2 making them different numbers. Then translate them into Japanese  shi, and ni. Then put the words together, shini, it means death (shini-gami = god of death). So knowing that
The answer to the ultimate question… of life, the universe, and everything is…
death.

That fact is not fun.

Well, the number 4 in Japanese can also be translated to Yon. So if we have the words Yon and Ni and then put them together, it is yonni, which translates to nothing (as far as i know) in Japanese, however, in Sanskrit, it means vagina. 
So therefore, the answer to the ultimate question….of life, the universe, and everything is…
vagina

Life comes from the vagina only to be later greeted by death.
42

i just hit myself in the face my phone

Not so fun fact: Douglas Adams actually states that 42 was a random number that he picked off the top of his head and had no hidden, deeper meanings.

“It was a joke. It had to be a number, an ordinary, smallish number, and I chose that one….I sat at my desk, stared into the garden and thought ‘42 will do’. I typed it out. End of story.” - Douglas Adams

That’s the beauty in it.

Fandom, “They author put so much meaning into the number 42 and look how meaningful it is!”
Author, “Lolz 42 will do.”

Literally English teachers

    tinalikesbutts:

    callyoumaybe:

    royalturkeyz:

    thewordsmithy:

    singoffkey:

    satanss-nipples:

    ask-the-homestuck-crew:

    smashing-articles-of-footwear:

    spadesslick:

    horror—terrors:

    fun fact: If you separate the 4 and the 2 making them different numbers. Then translate them into Japanese  shi, and ni. Then put the words together, shini, it means death (shini-gami = god of death). So knowing that

    The answer to the ultimate question… of life, the universe, and everything is…

    death.

    That fact is not fun.

    Well, the number 4 in Japanese can also be translated to Yon. So if we have the words Yon and Ni and then put them together, it is yonni, which translates to nothing (as far as i know) in Japanese, however, in Sanskrit, it means vagina. 

    So therefore, the answer to the ultimate question….of life, the universe, and everything is…

    vagina

    Life comes from the vagina only to be later greeted by death.

    42

    i just hit myself in the face my phone

    Not so fun fact: Douglas Adams actually states that 42 was a random number that he picked off the top of his head and had no hidden, deeper meanings.

    It was a joke. It had to be a number, an ordinary, smallish number, and I chose that one….I sat at my desk, stared into the garden and thought ‘42 will do’. I typed it out. End of story.” - Douglas Adams

    That’s the beauty in it.

    Fandom, “They author put so much meaning into the number 42 and look how meaningful it is!”

    Author, “Lolz 42 will do.”

    Literally English teachers

    (Source: doodlesofpoodleseatingnoodles, via dreammakr)

    • 
"It’s my first time here. I wanted to come to - you know you don’t go to Comic Con without going down on the floor and seeing it all, and so the way I came up with doing that was Spider-Man." - Daniel Radcliffe at the 2014 SDCC
    • 
"It’s my first time here. I wanted to come to - you know you don’t go to Comic Con without going down on the floor and seeing it all, and so the way I came up with doing that was Spider-Man." - Daniel Radcliffe at the 2014 SDCC
    • 
"It’s my first time here. I wanted to come to - you know you don’t go to Comic Con without going down on the floor and seeing it all, and so the way I came up with doing that was Spider-Man." - Daniel Radcliffe at the 2014 SDCC
    • 
"It’s my first time here. I wanted to come to - you know you don’t go to Comic Con without going down on the floor and seeing it all, and so the way I came up with doing that was Spider-Man." - Daniel Radcliffe at the 2014 SDCC
    • 
"It’s my first time here. I wanted to come to - you know you don’t go to Comic Con without going down on the floor and seeing it all, and so the way I came up with doing that was Spider-Man." - Daniel Radcliffe at the 2014 SDCC
    • 
"It’s my first time here. I wanted to come to - you know you don’t go to Comic Con without going down on the floor and seeing it all, and so the way I came up with doing that was Spider-Man." - Daniel Radcliffe at the 2014 SDCC

    "It’s my first time here. I wanted to come to - you know you don’t go to Comic Con without going down on the floor and seeing it all, and so the way I came up with doing that was Spider-Man." - Daniel Radcliffe at the 2014 SDCC

    (Source: imsirius, via dreammakr)

  1. sparkymouse:

odzum:


When I’m at the function and my song comes on

Yes

0 fucks

    sparkymouse:

    odzum:

    When I’m at the function and my song comes on

    Yes

    0 fucks

    (Source: real-hiphophead, via dreammakr)

  2. 221bbakerstreetissherlocked:

    image

    Guys it’s been roughly eight years since Pluto was demoted and we’re still all like

    image

    (via your-stars-are-in-my-eyes)

  3. coluring:

    sclez:

    sweetbuttandhellabooty:

    can we just take a moment and think about the time my dad accidentally made a fried egg that looked exactly like africa

    image

    i’m the most impressed by the fact the egg also has madagascar

    madeggascar

    eggfrica

    (Source: chimichangass, via tonyabbot)

  4. Rules to learning English

    questlon:

    1. their our know rules

    (via thunderson117)

  5. hotsuburbandad:

This is fake. They haven’t been sat on that rock for 50 years. If you look closely you can clearly see her swimsuit is different in the second photo, it has stripes on it. And the guy’s shorts seem to have a more floral pattern in the latter photo.Also, if someone sat on a rock for 50 years, it would have made the news. My theory is, they simply returned to the same location 50 years later, and recreated the original photo.

    hotsuburbandad:

    This is fake. They haven’t been sat on that rock for 50 years. If you look closely you can clearly see her swimsuit is different in the second photo, it has stripes on it. And the guy’s shorts seem to have a more floral pattern in the latter photo.Also, if someone sat on a rock for 50 years, it would have made the news. My theory is, they simply returned to the same location 50 years later, and recreated the original photo.

    (Source: heyfunniest, via thunderson117)

  6. (Source: killllua, via ratplant)

  7. yall-mothafuckas-need-misha:

    badassbitchfromhades:

    freckledtrekkie:

    doctorsherlocklokison:

    captainmjolnir:

    I’ve never understood the stereotype that women are more likely to faint at blood

    I mean seriously

    what do you think we do every month

    THEY WEREN’T SUPPOSED TO KNOW ABOUT THE WEREWOLF THING

    AWH COME ON GUYS THAT WAS A SECRET FOR A REASON

    I guess we have to come clean about the cult sacrafices too huh

    image

    Well now we do

    (Source: gameofbooze, via tjalbarn)